What’s In Your Attic?

I was going about my business today when I noticed blood dripping from my ceiling. I immediately began to freak out thinking that there was a dead body in my attic. I frantically located everyone in my family to make sure that all were accounted for. Finding nobody missing, I told my wife that I was going up to investigate and began to prepare myself for the gruesome sight that surely awaited me. It was then that my wife reminded me, the attic is where we keep our spare pool of blood. “Huh!” I thought to myself. “We should really find a better place for that.”