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A Culinary Review Of Taco Bell’s Waffle Taco

When it comes to fast-food innovation, there seems to be no shortage of ideas at Taco Bell.  First, there was the black taco, in which the restaurant took a regular taco and put it in a different colored shell.  Then, there was the volcano taco, in which Taco Bell took a regular taco and put … Continue reading

My thoughts on Thunder

When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck God? How much furniture do you have?” and “It probably looked fine right where it was!” Now that I am older … Continue reading

Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me

Every once in a while I get the feeling that someone is watching me. It is usually when I am not doing anything of interest so I think that whoever is watching me must be really bored. When that happens I try to do something really fun so they don’t lose interest. But it usually doesn’t work because … Continue reading

Recognition

I was very proud to have been invited to a meeting with a few hundred of my coworkers to be recognized for my hard work and dedication after a record sales year in the great company I worked for. Now I am not a big fan of the amount of attention I was about to receive … Continue reading

What’s In Your Attic?

I was going about my business today when I noticed blood dripping from my ceiling. I immediately began to freak out thinking that there was a dead body in my attic. I frantically located everyone in my family to make sure that all were accounted for. Finding nobody missing, I told my wife that I … Continue reading

The Day My Pet Monkey Screwed Me Over

I went down to the basement this morning to do a load of laundry, only to find my clothes fresh, clean and neatly folded in a basket near the dryer. Confused, I looked up to see my pet monkey, Chip Dip. The monkey had done the load for me. I was excited about not having … Continue reading

The 9 Biggest Disappointments In The Sixth Rocky Film

With the Oscars last night, now is the perfect time to go back through cinema history and take a look at some of the classics.  I decided to begin my journey by watching a film that movie buffs are always shocked to hear I have never seen, the sixth and arguably the best film in the Rocky series, … Continue reading

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