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The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Super Bowl Party

This past Sunday, my wife allowed me to host a Super Bowl Party with the guys.  Things were going great, until suddenly the cable signal went out.cute-monkey-01

The guys all started growing anxious and didn’t seem interested in my suggestion that we pass the time by watching some of the ‘Project Runways’ my wife had stored on the dvr.

I told them I would go downstairs and check out the cable wires to see if I could do anything.  I walked into the basement, knowing I had no clue how to fix the cable system, when I heard a cheering going on upstairs. I heard the door to the cable box shut and there stood my pet monkey, Chip Dip.

The monkey had fixed the cable system.

Excited that my friends all thought it was me who had made the repair, I returned upstairs.

“Dude, the volumes a little low,” my buddy said.

He grabbed the remote and hit the up arrow. The television exploded.

The monkey had wired the cable system into the electrical system.

“CHIP DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed at the top of my lungs.

I chased the monkey around the room for 45 minutes until he finally managed to escape through one of the broken living room windows.

I searched the neighborhood for Chip Dip for hours until finally I gave up and returned home.

My wife had also returned home and I had to explain what had happened.

“…and the worst of it all is I don’t know who won the game,” I told her.

“That’s not the worst of it!” she said, but was interrupted by a tapping at the door.

I opened it up to find my pet monkey, Chip Dip.  In his paw was a piece of paper with the final score.

“Oh, I can’t stay mad at you!” I said happily.

“Why not?” my wife asked. “He keeps making problems”

That’s when I looked closer at the paper. The monkey had made a $500 bet on the losing team in my name.

“CHIP DIP!!!!!!!!” I shouted.

Man that monkey is trouble.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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2 thoughts on “The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Super Bowl Party

  1. There are some fascinating closing dates on this article however I dont know if I see all of them heart to heart. There’s some validity however I will take maintain opinion till I look into it further. Good article , thanks and we would like more! Added to FeedBurner as effectively

    Posted by breaking news | February 7, 2013, 9:50 am
  2. Could it be revenge for being named Chip Dip?

    Posted by shreejacob | February 4, 2013, 1:09 am

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