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8 Clues The Post Office Used The Wrong Statue Of Liberty On Its Stamps

The U.S. Postal service today is admitting an embarrassing error. In its Liberty series, instead of depicting the real Statue of Liberty, the stamp depicts a Las Vegas replica. Here are 8 clues that allowed the experts to finally recognize their mistake:
– The real Statue of Liberty’s tablet does not read ‘Viva Las Vegas’
– The real Statue of Liberty does not spit money out of its mouth.
– Instead of promising foreigners freedom, the depicted statue promises ‘the loosest slots in town’
– The real Statue of Liberty does not wear a g-string
– The real Statue of Liberty is not linked arm-in-arm in a chorus line with other Statues of Liberty
– Celine Deon does not perform 5 nights a week inside the real Statue of Liberty
– You cannot ‘win’ the real Statue of Liberty
– What happens at the real Statue of Liberty does not stay at the Statue of Liberty

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One thought on “8 Clues The Post Office Used The Wrong Statue Of Liberty On Its Stamps

  1. “What happens at the real Statue of Liberty does not stay at the Statue of Liberty”
    Hahaha this one is hilarious !!

    Posted by PandaInSlippers | December 7, 2013, 2:10 pm

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