Melissa Bachman, a Minnesota-based TV host and hunting star sparked outrage a few days ago when she posted the this picture of herself, posing with a lion she had just shot and killed in South Africa. The photo has gone viral and inspired a global petition to have Bachman banned from the country. Bachman, not backing down, has released the following 9 excuses:
– “That lion was working to acquire a weapon of mass destruction”
– “Relax, it wasn’t a real lion. It was just a guy in a lion costume.”
– “That lion was headed straight for New York City.”
– “Plan to donate remaining uneaten carcass to cast of the ‘Lion King'”
– “I’m not really a cat person.”
– “Butterball is reporting a turkey shortage this Thanksgiving. Girl’s gotta eat”
– “He was wearing a hoodie”
-“That lion was on the verge of killing a zebra. I had to do something.”
-“If it could have, that zebra would have killed you and everyone you love.”
I love how people can be outraged by this while eating their burgers and chicken nuggets.
And I love burgers and chicken nuggets – and my lion fur tuxedo.
With crocodile shoes?
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He was wearing a hoodie! A+.
Thank you! That will bring up my grade point average.
What a horrible disgusting sick bitch c**t. I would like to see her try and take down that lion on even terms with her bare hands.