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9 Excuses from the lion-killer lady

Melissa Bachman, a Minnesota-based TV host and hunting star sparked outrage a few days ago when she posted the this picture of herself, posing with a lion she had just shot and killed in South Africa.  v3-Melissa+Bachman+dead+lionThe photo has gone viral and inspired a global petition to have Bachman banned from the country.  Bachman, not backing down, has released the following 9 excuses:

– “That lion was working to acquire a weapon of mass destruction”

– “Relax, it wasn’t a real lion.  It was just a guy in a lion costume.”

– “That lion was headed straight for New York City.”

– “Plan to donate remaining uneaten carcass to cast of the ‘Lion King'”

– “I’m not really a cat person.”

– “Butterball is reporting a turkey shortage this Thanksgiving.  Girl’s gotta eat”

– “He was wearing a hoodie”

-“That lion was on the verge of killing a zebra. I had to do something.”

Melissa+Bachman+zebra-“If it could have, that zebra would have killed you and everyone you love.”

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7 thoughts on “9 Excuses from the lion-killer lady

  1. I love how people can be outraged by this while eating their burgers and chicken nuggets.

    Posted by Kylie | November 27, 2013, 5:59 pm
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    Posted by avatarinstructordesintesis | November 19, 2013, 9:03 pm
  3. He was wearing a hoodie! A+.

    Posted by oneawkwardyear | November 18, 2013, 9:41 am
  4. What a horrible disgusting sick bitch c**t. I would like to see her try and take down that lion on even terms with her bare hands.

    Posted by confusedalotofthetime | November 18, 2013, 8:23 am

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