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Objects In The Mirror Are Deadlier Than They Appear

“Objects in mirror are closer than they appear,” Mark read, standing with his face only one inch away from his own image.  He paused to reflect, “Well they don’t get much closer than this.”

“Don’t they?” the face in the mirror replied.

Mark took a step back to realize that it wasn’t a mirror he was looking at, but instead, his long lost twin brother holding up a sign reading “objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.”

“Brother!!!” his twin exclaimed, stretching out his arms.  But then Mark suddenly realized that he never had a twin brother. 

Mark drew back his arm and punched the man, shattering him into a thousand pieces.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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