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10 People We Would Rather See Play Batman Than Ben Affleck

Warner Bros touched off some controversy this week when the studio announced that Ben Affleck will be the next Batman.  Below are ten people we would rather see portray the Dark Knight.

10 – Dave Collier

davecollier9. Flavor Flav

flavor-flav8. Egon Spangler From Ghostbusters

egon-spengler7. George W. Bush

georgewbush6. Jason Alexander

georgecostanza5. Grimace

grimace4. Stefan Urquelle

Stefan-Urquelle3. Regis

regis2. Super Grover

tumblr_ma5h10FSDt1qbmmu7o1_4001. Screech Powers From Saved By The Bell

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3 thoughts on “10 People We Would Rather See Play Batman Than Ben Affleck

  1. I know a lot of women over 40 had their hearts set on Scott Baio as the new Batman, who was going to be re-booted as Bruce “chachi” Wayne.

    Posted by Ned's Blog | August 26, 2013, 1:26 am
  2. I’m kind of partial to Grimace. Also, I always thought ‘you ought a know’ was about Grimace

    Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | August 24, 2013, 2:15 am
  3. I honestly can’t decide which of your alternate choices I like best- although I am leaning toward Egon and Super Grover. Dave Collier has too many associations with Alanis Morisette to be a legit Batman. Batman would never do those things she accuses Uncle Joey of doing in ‘You Oughta Know’. He may be a complicated man, but he’s a man of honour.

    Posted by colemining | August 23, 2013, 9:46 am

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