The other day, my buddy Jim posted the below photo on Facebook:
Feeling bad for my friend and having a strong disdain for wasps myself, I decided to immediately seek medical advice for Jim.
After an intensive Google search, I was stunned to find that someone had posted the same exact photo. I clicked the link, to discover it was a Twitter page apparently belonging to the wasp that stung Jim. Not only was this hornet bragging about the feat, as you can see below, he seemed to be heckling Jim:
Other than the unanswered question for J-Lo, this wasp seemed hyperfocused on getting under Jim’s skin, both literally and figuratively. Someone apparently took the high road and reported the matter to Twitter, only it appears they just sent a warning:
The Wasp’s account is back up and running. I have written Twitter a 15 page letter, voicing my disgust. I’ve included a self-addressed stamped envelope with enough postage to cover a 5 page response. I’ll let you know what happens.
Brian Croitori
Jason Gooley
Lindsay Tacia
List of X
Randy Shy
James Miller
Stickwick Stapers
Todd Daggett
Army Of Awesome People 
If you think about it, this is quite funny. It made me laugh any way. Thanks 🙂
Posted by mindfulblogger | August 9, 2013, 11:42 amThank you
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | August 9, 2013, 4:35 pmIf I were your friend I’d run out and have someone paint a bat or cannibalfly on his other hand… maybe that would rattle the wasp just enough to cause it to move on and annoy someone else. Has your friend thought of trapping the wasp and shipping it off to Justin Bieber?
Posted by HoaiPhai | August 5, 2013, 12:36 amAll good suggestions. I’ll pass them along to Jim. Thanks
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | August 5, 2013, 3:58 pm