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A Wasp Stings, Then Cyber-Bullies My Friend Jim

The other day, my buddy Jim posted the below photo on Facebook:

jims hand

Feeling bad for my friend and having a strong disdain for wasps myself, I decided to immediately seek medical advice for Jim.

After an intensive Google search, I was stunned to find that someone had posted the same exact photo.  I clicked the link, to discover it was a Twitter page apparently belonging to the wasp that stung Jim.  Not only was this hornet bragging about the feat, as you can see below, he seemed to be heckling Jim:

wasptweets

Other than the unanswered question for J-Lo, this wasp seemed hyperfocused on getting under Jim’s skin, both literally and figuratively.  Someone apparently took the high road and reported the matter to Twitter, only it appears they just sent a warning:

wasprespThe Wasp’s account is back up and running.  I have written Twitter a 15 page letter, voicing my disgust. I’ve included a self-addressed stamped envelope with enough postage to cover a 5 page response. I’ll let you know what happens.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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4 thoughts on “A Wasp Stings, Then Cyber-Bullies My Friend Jim

  1. If you think about it, this is quite funny. It made me laugh any way. Thanks 🙂

    Posted by mindfulblogger | August 9, 2013, 11:42 am
  2. If I were your friend I’d run out and have someone paint a bat or cannibalfly on his other hand… maybe that would rattle the wasp just enough to cause it to move on and annoy someone else. Has your friend thought of trapping the wasp and shipping it off to Justin Bieber?

    Posted by HoaiPhai | August 5, 2013, 12:36 am

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