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Ten Worst Survival Items To Bring On Naked & Afraid

The Discovery Channel’s ‘Naked & Afraid’ has proven to be a hit reality show. Each episode features a couple abandoned clothesless in a harsh wilderness environment.  Botht are allowed to choose one item each to help them survive.  Lighters & Knives seem to be the best options.   Here are the worst:naked_and_afraid

-Oven Mitts

-Dream Catcher

-Kaleidoscope

-Monopoly

-Staple Remover

-‘Family Matters’ Season 5 on DVD

-Kazoo

-Caller ID

-101 Knock-Knock Jokes

-Ice Cube Trays

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5 thoughts on “Ten Worst Survival Items To Bring On Naked & Afraid

  1. Shoes. (Because they are for you, and not your partner).

    Posted by norm | July 31, 2016, 8:11 pm
  2. I don’t agree about the kazoo. Kazoos often come in handy . I never go anywhere without a kazoo . Isn’t that generally true of everyone ?

    Posted by Dan Hennessy | July 31, 2013, 7:16 pm
  3. Oh, gosh, I DVR’d this show because I just could not pass up the opportunity to watch a program with this title. I watched one episode and I decided I really don’t want to be around a naked man unless 1. we’re about to have sex 2. are having, at that moment, sex or 3. just had sex. If I’m ever shivering in a swamp surrounded by alligators, I want my man dressed.

    Posted by Karen | July 31, 2013, 10:00 am
  4. I think swim goggles should be in the list. (See list of actual items brought my non-swimmer )
    And Barry Manilow scrapbook album pages

    Posted by primalnights | July 31, 2013, 1:19 am

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