-George Washington was nearly killed when the other founding fathers powdered his wig with gun powder as a prank and then handed him a cigar
SIT DOWN!!!!
-The first draft of the Constitution called for presidential elections to be held every ten minutes on the 8’s.
-The original plan was to make all of the States 3 feet wide and 10,000 miles long
-The founding fathers briefly experimented with a system of government where animals make all of the laws
-Until 1798, any male citizen over the age of 18 had the right to declare war on a foreign nation
-The first draft of The Declaration of Independence was full of profanity and was signed ‘love’ above the founding fathers’ signatures
-As Washington was crossing the Delaware, many of his men kept asking him to sit down because they “couldn’t see”
-5 dollar bills were virtually impossible to spend because nobody knew who Abraham Lincoln was yet
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No , that’s not true . I taught history for 35 years , so I know . Only male animals over 21 could make the laws . Where did you get this distorted version ? From the commies ? From Wiki Leaks ? Fox News ?
As it happened , the Congressional debate broke down after no agreement could be reached on the issue of whether non-domesticated animals could be counted in the vote .
Please , in the future , double chick your facts before you mislead the reading public . Thanks .
Posted by Dan Hennessy | July 5, 2013, 7:50 pmYes, but only aquatic animals were subjected to the age requirement.
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | July 8, 2013, 12:57 amI think you meant to say ” exempted ” rather than included . And , interestingly enough , skunks were not allowed any rights whatsoever . What a country that would have been , eh !
Posted by Dan Hennessy | July 9, 2013, 7:52 pmAre you drunk?
Posted by Kylie | July 4, 2013, 2:35 amOf course .
Posted by Dan Hennessy | July 5, 2013, 7:52 pmI’m only drunk on life. And whiskey.
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | July 7, 2013, 11:58 pmBoth can be so addictive.
Posted by Kylie | July 8, 2013, 1:39 am