Creative and unique horse names have long been a tradition at the Kentucky Derby. However, for those who listen to the race on the radio, they can often create quite a bit of confusion. Below are the 10 most confusing horse names for radio listeners, followed by a transcript involving the use of the name on radio.
The Race Has Ended – “Out of the gates, the race has ended…”
We Now Go To Commercial Break – “Entering the final stretch, We Now Go To Commercial Break…”
A Robotic Horse – “Taking the lead is A Robotic Horse”
Disqualified – “The winner is Disqualified!”
Quick Change The Channel – “Moving into second, Quick Change The Channel!”
None Of Your Business – “The winner is None Of Your Business!”
A Really Fast Monkey – “Coming out of nowhere is A Really Fast Monkey!”
Not Here – “The winner is Not Here!”
I’ll Tell You For A Hundred Bucks – “In Second, I’ll Tell You For A Hundred Bucks”
A Guy With A Gun Is Making Me Say This – “The Heavy Favorites Today, Lightning Bolt, Trailblazer and A Guy With A Gun Is Making Me Say This.”
Brian Croitori
Jason Gooley
Lindsay Tacia
List of X
Randy Shy
James Miller
Stickwick Stapers
Todd Daggett
Army Of Awesome People 
This is almost as good as “Who’s on First?”
Posted by Julia | May 10, 2013, 10:35 pmA Guy With A Gun Is Making Me Say This
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I’d bet on that one.
Posted by Creative Metaphor | May 6, 2013, 12:49 am