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10 Worst Kentucky Derby Horse Names For The Radio Audience

Creative and unique horse names have long been a tradition at the Kentucky Derby. However, for those who listen to the race on the radio, they can often create quite a bit of confusion.  Below are the 10 most confusing horse names for radio listeners, followed by a transcript involving the use of the name on radio.250px-Derby

The Race Has Ended  – “Out of the gates, the race has ended…”

We Now Go To Commercial Break – “Entering the final stretch, We Now Go To Commercial Break…”

A Robotic Horse – “Taking the lead is A Robotic Horse”

Disqualified – “The winner is Disqualified!”

Quick Change The Channel – “Moving into second, Quick Change The Channel!”

None Of Your Business – “The winner is None Of Your Business!”

A Really Fast Monkey  –  “Coming out of nowhere  is A Really Fast Monkey!”

Not Here – “The winner is Not Here!”

I’ll Tell You For A Hundred Bucks – “In Second, I’ll Tell You For A Hundred Bucks”

A Guy With A Gun Is Making Me Say This – “The Heavy Favorites Today, Lightning Bolt, Trailblazer and A Guy With A Gun Is Making Me Say This.”

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2 thoughts on “10 Worst Kentucky Derby Horse Names For The Radio Audience

  1. This is almost as good as “Who’s on First?”

    Posted by Julia | May 10, 2013, 10:35 pm
  2. A Guy With A Gun Is Making Me Say This

    I’d bet on that one.

    Posted by Creative Metaphor | May 6, 2013, 12:49 am

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