Many people who write blogs keep their real name secret for one reason or the other. However, sometimes you can guess the profession of a blogger from the appearance of the blog they write. Here’s how:
Dry Cleaner: The blog is always Freshly Pressed.
Mortgage Broker: Everything on the blog is in small print.
Cult Leader: Clicking on the “Follow me (to the end)” button automatically signs over all your property to the blogger.
Recently Disgraced Politician: Blog has no comments.
Hedge Fund Manager: Blog has no sharing buttons, because they don’t believe in sharing.
Librarian: Blog archive is in Dewey decimal system.
Unionized Dock Worker: The blog doesn’t load.
Professional writer: There might be no posts on the blog, but the copyright notice is there.
Lawyer: The blog has a copyright notice for the copyright notice.
Mail Carrier: You can only sign up for paper delivery of posts, and the blog stopped posting on Saturdays.
Hilarious….and true.. but what if someone blogs about toilets, what does that make them??..
This could be a really good cover for a CIA agent 🙂
um….*clears throat…. *coughs unexpectedly…*turns and winks.. (walks away very epic…like)..
Uh-oh… I think I blew your cover. Better start watching my back.
Awesome. Great idea for a post!
Thank you!
Brilliant !
Thank you!
okay, can you determine what my profession as a blogger?
Is pilgrim a profession? 🙂
Full time as a lifer. 😆