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Flanking – My Failed Attempt At Starting An Internet Fad

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my time on this Earth, it’s that people love fads.  Whether it be tight-rolling your pant cuffs in the 80’s, wearing wide pant cuffs in the 90’s, or sewing your pant cuffs to other people’s pant cuffs when they’re not looking in the 2000’s, people love being a … Continue reading

How The Swearing Anchor’s First Newscast COULD Have Gone Worse

Former Bismark North Dakota news anchor AJ Clemente was fired this week, after swearing on-air during his first newscast, while both residents were watching. AJ tweeted an apology, chalking it up to a “rookie mistake,” which is kind of like a pilot pointing a plane down instead of up and chalking the crash up to … Continue reading

When I’m A Ghost – Corporate Edition

As Army of Awesome People’s Lindsay Tacia rightly points out, most ghosts spend the afterlife, haunting people in boring, lazy and cliched manners (see My Plans For When I’m A Ghost, More Plans For When I’m A Ghost). One must put some effort into one’s ghostly abilities and I agree. However, I began to think, what if I … Continue reading

The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Dinner Party

This past weekend, I organized a very stressful event.  I was hosting a formal dinner and had invited my boss, my priest, my old college dean, my old Army captain, my old Navy captain, the CEO of Old Navy, My old football coach, my mother-in-law, the mayor of our town and the people at WordPress who decide … Continue reading

How To Tell Blogger’s Mental State From The Blog They Write

Recently, the Army of Awesome People wrote the manual on how to determine the blogger’s line of work from the appearance of the blog.  And now you can even tell the blogger’s mental state or disorder from the blog they write, or how they behave on your blog.  Here are few examples: 1)  Narcissism: Every … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 19

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  … Continue reading

5 Other Tasteless Messages Left By Justin Bieber In Guest Books

Pop star Justin Bieber created a fire storm this weekend, when he left the following message in the guest book after visiting the Anne Frank House Museum: ‘Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have  been a belieber.’ While many were shocked and outraged, unfortunately, this is not the first time Bieber has left a … Continue reading

How I May Have Made Things Worse For North Korea

A couple of days ago, I was contacted by the North Korean Government.  They informed me that their leader, Kim Jong-Un is upset with the United States and doesn’t feel his anger is being validated.  They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, … Continue reading

How To Determine The Blogger’s Line Of Work From The Blog They Write

Many people who write blogs keep their real name secret for one reason or the other. However, sometimes you can guess the profession of a blogger from the appearance of the blog they write. Here’s how: Dry Cleaner: The blog is always Freshly Pressed. Mortgage Broker: Everything on the blog is in small print. Cult Leader: Clicking … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 18

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s … Continue reading

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