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10 Other Things Not To Bring To A Gunfight

Has anyone ever heard the phrase “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”?  It is thrown around a lot where I work.  I have taken the liberty of listing a few other things that are unacceptable to bring to gunfights:

1.  Jello.

2.  Canned Yams.

3.  Sticks and/or stones (They just break bones.)

4.  Words.

5.  A fake knife.

6.  Robots made from household appliances. (I have personal knowledge)

7.  Witchcraft.

8.  A crucifix and garlic.

9.  I can’t stress this enough, jello.

10.  And finally, a gun.  I like to keep the playing field slightly tilted towards my side.

It’s really best if you don’t bring anything at all, except maybe a little luck…with a side of coleslaw.If anyone can think of any others, please let me know by bringing those items to your next gunfight with me.Thank you for your cooperation.  You may be seated.

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4 thoughts on “10 Other Things Not To Bring To A Gunfight

  1. I love it. This is just wonderful! Thank you for the early morning laugh I needed!

    Posted by annaterrito | March 19, 2013, 8:21 am
  2. Oh, so true! Thanks! I enjoyed it!!

    Posted by kodonivan | March 19, 2013, 12:09 am

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