With the dramatic increase in gas prices, I have decided that I am going to start drafting behind other cars. I have heard that this can save tens, maybe even millions of dollars in gas over a months time. So if you see a red Silverado about three inches off of your back bumper, don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. Also, please don’t try to pull over to get out of my way. This will cause me to “slingshot” ahead at a break-neck speed that will result in me crashing my car and ending up in a bazillion pieces.
In other vehicle related news, my stereo has gone out in my vehicle. Luckily, I have celebrated birthdays in the past and I have a few of those musical birthday cards to get me through the drive. If you have any musical cards kicking around that you’re not using in your own car, please send them to me.
Here is a list of what I already have:
1. Happy Birthday To You.
2. Happy Birthday To You, The Zoo Edition-“Lookin’ Like and Smellin’ Like”
3. Happy Birthday To You, How Old Are You?
4. Happy Birthday To You, (Followed by “And Many More…”)
5. Ashes In Your Mouth-Megadeth.
I would appreciate it if you also included a $5 check in each card. For gas and such.