There has been no shortage of innovative culinary items at Taco Bell. There was the Black Taco, where they took a regular taco and put it inside a different color, similar tasting shell. Then there was the Volcano Taco, where they took a regular taco and put it inside a different color, similar tasting shell. … Continue reading
The Apple development team has been hard at work trying to develop the next big thing for 2013. Lately though the team’s ideas have become questionable. Some have blamed it on lack of leadership. Some have blamed it on complacency. Army of Awesome People has acquired a list of the top ten rejected products for … Continue reading
Has anyone ever heard the phrase “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”? It is thrown around a lot where I work. I have taken the liberty of listing a few other things that are unacceptable to bring to gunfights: 1. Jello. 2. Canned Yams. 3. Sticks and/or stones (They just break bones.) 4. Words. 5. A … Continue reading
With the dramatic increase in gas prices, I have decided that I am going to start drafting behind other cars. I have heard that this can save tens, maybe even millions of dollars in gas over a months time. So if you see a red Silverado about three inches off of your back bumper, don’t … Continue reading
Someone once told me, “You can’t drive forward while looking in the rear view mirror.” “NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!” I yelled and stormed out the nearest door. Once I found my way out of the closet, I set forth on a mission to prove that person wrong. After several unsuccessful attempts I … Continue reading
The Army of Awesome People has recently covered the downsides of being Spider-Man, Superman, and Harry Potter, but they are not the only superheroes whose lives aren’t as glamorous as they might seem. Santa Claus is another example. Though he isn’t exactly a superhero, he still possesses powers few of us have, like being able to carry tons of … Continue reading
If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever. I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much, much, much more intriguing. Here’s this week’s … Continue reading
Over the weekend, I was contacted by Justin Bieber’s people. They informed me that their client is facing scruitiny from fans for his inability to be punctual/conscious at concerts. They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Psy) and asked if … Continue reading
I’ve been listening to the radio on a way to work a lot, and something about many of these songs has been bothering me for a long time. But today, I finally found the answer. It’s because every other song on the radio is about Satan. Don’t believe me? Well, let’s look at some examples. Just … Continue reading
If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever. I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much, much more intriguing. Here’s this week’s installment: … Continue reading