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Fun With News Headlines – Volume 14

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Looming … Continue reading

#FalseAdvertising – An Open Letter To Flintstones Vitamins

Dear Flintstones Vitamins, I remember the first time I had ever heard of your product. I was 6 years old and an older bully had been picking on me relentlessly on the playground. “Here, take these,” a shady looking 6th grader held out his hand. “They’ll make you big and strong.” In his palm were … Continue reading

Top 10 Rejected Al-Qaeda Plots

Life has been difficult for Al-Qaeda, ever since the death of their leader, Osama bin Laden.  The terrorist organization’s membership has been declining, the group had to cancel its annual spring dance and Al-Qaeda is now having a tough time thinking up new plots. Lucky for us, the group also had to sell its paper shredder so … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 13

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Sewage-Laden Triumph … Continue reading

8 Ways To Make Your Valentine’s Day Fun

A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about the ways to make your funeral fun. If there is ever another day that’s filled with emotion  yet short on fun, it must be Valentine’s Day. “But isn’t Valentine’s Day fun?”, you may ask. Well, face it, it may be a day of celebrating love, or a day … Continue reading

10 More Pick-Up Lines That Could Lead To Disaster.

It seems like almost every year around Valentine’s Day, I get emails from guys telling me they’ve found a pick-up line they want to use on a girl, but would like my approval first. Last year, I told you about ten pick-up lines that could lead to disaster. Well, this year, I’ve discovered ten more: 1.) … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines Volume 12

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Nemo Slams … Continue reading

10 Ways How Harry Potter’s Life Is Really Difficult

I have already covered the downside of being Spider-Man and Superman, but they are not the only superheroes whose lives aren’t as glamorous as they might seem. Though Harry Potter isn’t exactly a superhero, he still possesses magical powers few of us have, and he has two main requirements for being a superhero: a cape and parents who died … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 11

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: White … Continue reading

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