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Fun With News Headlines – Volume 8

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Report: Spears Responsible For … Continue reading

7 Lies I Told My Neighbor About Osama Bin Laden

With the success of ‘Zero Dark Thirty” in theaters, I am reminded of the mid-2000’s and a neighbor of mine, a woman named Margaret, who, while nice enough was a little ‘off’ and overly concerned about terrorism.  Every day when I’d pass by, she would crack her door open and ask me if we had … Continue reading

10 Things I Would Never Do On Facebook (And Neither Should You)

As you know, everyone and their brother and their boss and the boss’ mother have a Facebook account nowadays.  There are almost a billion people on Facebook, posting all kinds of random stuff, and I I think there should be certain limits to what we post there.  While I don’t imagine myself an expert on Facebook … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 7

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: McDonald Nominated To State Supreme Court Hagel Draws Fire For … Continue reading

10 Ways To Make This Guy’s Flight Worse

A man onboard a flight from Iceland to New York snapped the above photo.  Apparently, the flight crew had to restrain this passenger to his seat with duct tape and zip ties, after he got really drunk and started attacking female passengers and screaming that the plane was going to crash. At first, I thought … Continue reading

10 More Plans for When I’m a Ghost

I have always been interested in the idea of an afterlife. I often find myself tuning into television shows depicting “terrifying” hauntings.  After a few minutes though, I find myself dozing off.  Why?  These ghosts spend an infinite amount of time haunting people in a boring, clichéd manner.  It takes a lot more than a … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My ‘Les Miserables’ Script

As the film “Les Miserables”  continues to do well at the box office, I cannot help but look at its success and wonder ‘what if.’ You see, I was actually asked by Universal Pictures to adapt the musical into a screenplay a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work.  Below are their … Continue reading

10 Ways How Superman’s Life Is Really Difficult

Everyone knows that Superman has these amazing powers like flying, X-ray vision and superhuman speed.  But not many of us know how difficult his life really is.  Here are just a few examples: 1)  After Superman lands from a flight, he has to clear out dead bugs and small birds from his ears, eyes, and … Continue reading

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