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I’m Going To Get You – An Open Letter To My Car’s Bluetooth

Dear Bluetooth, Our relationship has been rocky from the start. First of all, I lost touch with my friend Hansel because of you.  You wouldn’t permit me to call him. Below is an example of one of my attempts: Me: Call Bluetooth: Call using Tim’s phone, please say the name tag Me: Hansel Bluetooth: Cancel. … Continue reading

My Cat Moxy Is A Victim of A Large Scale Main-Stream Media Conspiracy

This is my story. I hope you read it, and when you do, you will stand with me to demand some answers. It had started innocently enough. For years, I had been training my cat Moxy to do something that I have seen no other cat could do: to walk on his hind legs. A … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 10

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Court Throws Out … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My ‘Mama’ Script

As the film ‘Mama’ continues to do well at the box office, I cannot help but wonder ‘what if?’  You see, I was actually asked to adapt the story into a screenplay. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work.  Below are their notes on my script. p.1 – The film opens in … Continue reading

10 Ways How Spider-Man’s Life Is Really Difficult

Everyone knows that Spider-Man has these amazing powers like climbing walls, shooting out sticky strings from his hands, and swing on them from building to building.  But not many of us know how difficult his life really is.  Here are just a few examples: 1)  Spider-Man had to register as a sex offender in New … Continue reading

Live Coverage, President Barrack Obama’s Second Inauguration, January, 23 2013

I’m here in the National Mall with live coverage of President Barrack Obama’s second inauguration and to tell you the truth, I thought it would be a lot more crowded. I have been here since 10:00 am.  I thought that was a little late for a veteran reporter like myself, but apparently it is right on … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 9

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Ice Cube Can Track How … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Took Part In Our Habitat For Humanity Project

Actor Brad Pitt today stopped by a Habitat For Humanity Project where I was working as part of today’s national day of service. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time … Continue reading

I Ask Siri About A Robotic Uprising, My Electricity Goes Out – Coincidence???

I’m a little late to the game, but I recently acquired Apple’s robotic helper, Siri. Let me just say, things were tense right from the start. I asked Siri what the weather would be like tomorrow. She responded “It’s not looking good.  Partly cloudy and 29 degrees.” The fact that Siri interjected her opinion that … Continue reading

Film Review: 10 Confusing Moments In The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

This weekend, I’ve decided to take a journey to visit a nearby movie theater and watch the movie “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”. While I have found the movie to be generally entertaining, there were some parts of it which I have found unexpectedly confusing: 1)  Bilbo Baggins decides to write a memoir of his … Continue reading

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