A couple of weeks ago, I made a discovery that will likely change how news is distributed on the internet. I found that by replacing the boring images that often accompany news stories, the headlines become much more intriguing. Here’s this week’s installment by popular demand. And by popular, I mean one person.
Netanyahu Closely Monitoring The Situation In Syria
Man Wins Suit Over Sex Addiction
Harry Invites Taylor Swift To One Direction Concert
Teen Charged After Pot Sale Leads To Shooting
Ford Recalls Escape
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Brian Croitori
Jason Gooley
Lindsay Tacia
List of X
Randy Shy
James Miller
Stickwick Stapers
Todd Daggett
The last one is perfect.
Posted by becca3416 | December 4, 2012, 11:39 amThank you. Although I fear it may lull Escape owners into inaction
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | December 4, 2012, 4:41 pmBahahaha! I’m unbelievably flattered that I had such a sway in this. Once again you have played an instrumental role in making my Tuesday tolerable *instert a gleeful photo of yourself playing a banjo to a mass of suicidal looking 9-5ivers* (see? you’re wayyy better at this than I am)
Posted by The Skinny Jeans and Starbucks Chronicles | December 4, 2012, 6:08 amI’ve always wanted a banjo so this could definitely serve dual purposes.
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | December 4, 2012, 4:40 pmThat is an evil grinchy grinch of an idea you got there Mister. Doing the old swapper-ronski with the headline images. I wish I could do that with all my pictures, then everyone would listen to the things I had to say AND they’d dig my glistening pecs. Funny how people actually give you more credibility when you have glistening pecs, isn’t it? 😉
Posted by jimmydevious | December 4, 2012, 12:23 amGlistening pecs maybe, but it obviously came at a cost, have you seen those fingers? All bendy and odd looking, that’s probably why he goes around all neked, to distract from his confidence-lowering digits. “Look at that” he points with a grotesque finger, “My eyes!!! Jimmy, look away, LOOK AWAY!” *sirens wail, cats explode and the stock market crashes*. I’ll keep my masterly fingers and underdeveloped chest, thank you.
Posted by MrTheKidd | December 4, 2012, 4:23 pmTrue. I can’t tell you how many times someone was about to write me off but then noticed my pecs glistening and cleared their schedule
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | December 4, 2012, 7:07 pm