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Even More Fun With News Headlines

A couple of weeks ago, I made a discovery that will likely change how news is distributed on the internet.  I found that by replacing the boring images that often accompany news stories, the headlines become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment by popular demand. And by popular, I mean one person.

Netanyahu Closely Monitoring The Situation In Syria

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Man Wins Suit Over Sex Addiction

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Harry Invites Taylor Swift To One Direction Concert

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Teen Charged After Pot Sale Leads To Shooting

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Ford Recalls Escape

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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7 thoughts on “Even More Fun With News Headlines

  1. The last one is perfect.

    Posted by becca3416 | December 4, 2012, 11:39 am
  2. Bahahaha! I’m unbelievably flattered that I had such a sway in this. Once again you have played an instrumental role in making my Tuesday tolerable *instert a gleeful photo of yourself playing a banjo to a mass of suicidal looking 9-5ivers* (see? you’re wayyy better at this than I am)

    Posted by The Skinny Jeans and Starbucks Chronicles | December 4, 2012, 6:08 am
  3. That is an evil grinchy grinch of an idea you got there Mister. Doing the old swapper-ronski with the headline images. I wish I could do that with all my pictures, then everyone would listen to the things I had to say AND they’d dig my glistening pecs. Funny how people actually give you more credibility when you have glistening pecs, isn’t it? 😉

    Posted by jimmydevious | December 4, 2012, 12:23 am
    • Glistening pecs maybe, but it obviously came at a cost, have you seen those fingers? All bendy and odd looking, that’s probably why he goes around all neked, to distract from his confidence-lowering digits. “Look at that” he points with a grotesque finger, “My eyes!!! Jimmy, look away, LOOK AWAY!” *sirens wail, cats explode and the stock market crashes*. I’ll keep my masterly fingers and underdeveloped chest, thank you.

      Posted by MrTheKidd | December 4, 2012, 4:23 pm
    • True. I can’t tell you how many times someone was about to write me off but then noticed my pecs glistening and cleared their schedule

      Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | December 4, 2012, 7:07 pm

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