A couple of weeks ago, I made a discovery that will likely change how news is distributed on the internet. I found that by replacing the boring images that often accompany news stories, the headlines become much more intriguing. Here’s this week’s installment by popular demand. And by popular, I mean one person.
The last one is perfect.
Thank you. Although I fear it may lull Escape owners into inaction
Bahahaha! I’m unbelievably flattered that I had such a sway in this. Once again you have played an instrumental role in making my Tuesday tolerable *instert a gleeful photo of yourself playing a banjo to a mass of suicidal looking 9-5ivers* (see? you’re wayyy better at this than I am)
I’ve always wanted a banjo so this could definitely serve dual purposes.
That is an evil grinchy grinch of an idea you got there Mister. Doing the old swapper-ronski with the headline images. I wish I could do that with all my pictures, then everyone would listen to the things I had to say AND they’d dig my glistening pecs. Funny how people actually give you more credibility when you have glistening pecs, isn’t it? 😉
Glistening pecs maybe, but it obviously came at a cost, have you seen those fingers? All bendy and odd looking, that’s probably why he goes around all neked, to distract from his confidence-lowering digits. “Look at that” he points with a grotesque finger, “My eyes!!! Jimmy, look away, LOOK AWAY!” *sirens wail, cats explode and the stock market crashes*. I’ll keep my masterly fingers and underdeveloped chest, thank you.
True. I can’t tell you how many times someone was about to write me off but then noticed my pecs glistening and cleared their schedule