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Army Of Awesome People Turns 1

Dear readers,

One year ago, armyofawesomepeople.com was launched with a clear mission: deliver up to the minute cakeand accurate information about cell phone towers and their affects on migratory bird patterns in North America and Argentina.

Back then, we were 7 different people with one very clear, united, passionate mission: destroy those birds.

Well, that didn’t happen and as you can tell, we have strayed far, far from our purpose.

Over the past year, I am proud to report that we have brought you five fresh blogs, Monday through Friday.  In that time, we’ve been Freshly Pressed, picked up well over 300 blog followers and 250 Facebook followers. We love you all individually and as a group. As a friend and so, so much more.

Now, Army of Awesome People is just one guy, posting five times a week.  I’ve heard however, that very, very few blogs post every day and that, in the amount of material we’ve posted, if we had spread it out properly, we would have enough posts to last us well through the 2030’s and we’ve burned through our material at an alarming rate.  As one man, I will likely not keep up that pace.  Unless you threaten me.

I’m not sure what the next year holds. I’m not sure what the next week holds.   I do know, however, what the next decade holds, including stock prices and lottery numbers.

Where am I going with this you ask? Stop asking questions. This isn’t q and a.

Point is, thank you for visiting us as you do.  It’s much appreciated.

Yours always,

Tim Kochenderfer

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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5 thoughts on “Army Of Awesome People Turns 1

  1. Happy belated Birthday! Maybe you could subtley change the blog name to ‘Army of Awesome Tim People’, the others wouldn’t notice.

    Posted by MrTheKidd | December 4, 2012, 4:17 pm
  2. Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed! I know you normally supposed to say it in the comments to the post that was freshly pressed, but it’s better late than never, right? And happy birthday, too! ’cause it’s even better now than late.
    I’m sorry to hear that your Army is understaffed and may be running out of awesome ammo. Are you by any change looking for some seasoned people doing occasional guest mercenary work?

    Posted by List of X | December 1, 2012, 5:32 pm
  3. Happy Birthday! And darn those birds!

    Posted by Symanntha Renn | December 1, 2012, 10:41 am

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