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9 Things That Will Happen If We Go Over The Fiscal Cliff

You’ve undoubtably heard a lot of about the looming ‘Fiscal Cliff’ our nation faces if Congress can’t reach a deal by January 1st.  However, there is a lot of confusion about what exactly will happen if an agreement isn’t reached.  Here are nine that may affect your life: -American Cheese will simply be referred to as ‘cheese’ -That … Continue reading →

9 Ways To Make Your Own Funeral Fun

Funerals are generally thought of as glum and solemn affairs, but it doesn’t always have to be that way. Here are some things you can try to make your own funeral fun with a little planning. (Disclaimer: DO NOT attempt to make someone else’s funeral fun without prior consent, as some people’s ghosts have no … Continue reading →

Fun With News Headlines – Boxing Day Edition

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Is Les Miserables Oscar-Worthy? Storm Could Pose Threat To Holiday Travel … Continue reading →

The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined Christmas Eve

Some years ago, a girl I was dating had asked for a very popular and hard to come by pair of jeans for Christmas.  I had searched store, after store, after store trying to track down just one pair, to no avail. Christmas Eve was finally upon us and I had to opt for a … Continue reading →

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What If Eagles Wrote A Song About Christmas…

Everyone knows the song Hotel California by Eagles.  But did you ever wonder how the song would sound if Eagles wrote it as a Christmas song? On a dark Christmas evening, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of milk and cookies, rising up through the air Up above in the chimney, I saw a … Continue reading →

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 5

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Butler Takes Down Indiana Obama Mulls New Cabinet Picks Man Arrested … Continue reading →

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To Our Holiday Party

Movie star Brad Pitt this year stopped by our office Holiday party at a local restaurant. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas … Continue reading →

Studio Rejects My ‘Life Of Pi’ Script

As the film ‘Life of Pi’ continues to do well at the box office, I cannot help but look at its success and wonder ‘what if.’ You see, I was actually asked by Fox to adapt the novel into a screenplay. Unfortunately, studio executives were not pleased with what I gave them.  Below are their … Continue reading →

Guest Post: Six Hit Songs That Make Absolutely No Sense

This week we’re featuring a guest post by one our favorite blogger’s, List Of X (check out his site here – we command you) We rarely listen to pop music for its lyrics.  There is a reason for that: if we start listening, it’s too easy to notice just how little sense some of these … Continue reading →