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Hostess Shutdown: Winners & Losers

It’s official.  Hostess is shut down and Twinkies are disappearing fast from store shelves.  In any situation like this, winners and losers are bound to emerge.


The Parental Advisory Council: The company with the dirtiest sounding line of products is no longer in existence.

Cowboys:  Just lost their most embarrassing mascot, a giant sponge cake who wears a ten gallon hat, a bandana covered in hearts, feminine western boots, white gloves and nothing else.

Sharks: Those who got the final boxes of Twinkies and are now charging $100 bucks on ebay for a product anyone could make in their kitchen with a simple chemistry set.


Ducks:  Wonder Bread no longer exists.  Now what will we feed them?

Store owners who don’t watch the news: People are buying up snack cakes in bulk.  Better hire some extra staff to meet the demand.

The Apocalypse: Don’t expect dessert if you survive

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5 thoughts on “Hostess Shutdown: Winners & Losers

  1. I have never eaten a Twinkie. Do I win something?

    Posted by becca3416 | November 19, 2012, 3:37 pm
  2. I would have mentioned Tallahassee from Zombieland, but that could just be me.

    Posted by Shock | November 19, 2012, 12:50 am

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