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Hostess Shutdown: Winners & Losers

It’s official.  Hostess is shut down and Twinkies are disappearing fast from store shelves.  In any situation like this, winners and losers are bound to emerge.

Winners:

The Parental Advisory Council: The company with the dirtiest sounding line of products is no longer in existence.

Cowboys:  Just lost their most embarrassing mascot, a giant sponge cake who wears a ten gallon hat, a bandana covered in hearts, feminine western boots, white gloves and nothing else.

Sharks: Those who got the final boxes of Twinkies and are now charging $100 bucks on ebay for a product anyone could make in their kitchen with a simple chemistry set.

Losers:

Ducks:  Wonder Bread no longer exists.  Now what will we feed them?

Store owners who don’t watch the news: People are buying up snack cakes in bulk.  Better hire some extra staff to meet the demand.

The Apocalypse: Don’t expect dessert if you survive

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About Tim Kochenderfer

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5 thoughts on “Hostess Shutdown: Winners & Losers

  1. I have never eaten a Twinkie. Do I win something?

    Posted by becca3416 | November 19, 2012, 3:37 pm
  2. I would have mentioned Tallahassee from Zombieland, but that could just be me.

    Posted by Shock | November 19, 2012, 12:50 am

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