It’s official.  Hostess is shut down and Twinkies are disappearing fast from store shelves.  In any situation like this, winners and losers are bound to emerge.

Winners:

The Parental Advisory Council: The company with the dirtiest sounding line of products is no longer in existence.

Cowboys:  Just lost their most embarrassing mascot, a giant sponge cake who wears a ten gallon hat, a bandana covered in hearts, feminine western boots, white gloves and nothing else.

Sharks: Those who got the final boxes of Twinkies and are now charging $100 bucks on ebay for a product anyone could make in their kitchen with a simple chemistry set.

Losers:

Ducks:  Wonder Bread no longer exists.  Now what will we feed them?

Store owners who don’t watch the news: People are buying up snack cakes in bulk.  Better hire some extra staff to meet the demand.

The Apocalypse: Don’t expect dessert if you survive