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If I were God

If I were God, every now and again I would have trees blast off into outer space, but I would make it so only one person could see what was happening.

Then when that person goes to tell everyone about it, no one believes him and he gets accused of illegal lumberjacking.

Then, during his trial, just when he’s tired of trying to get people to believe him, he himself is launched into outer space, right in front of everyone, but on the way up, he is shot down by an Iraqi Scud.

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6 thoughts on “If I were God

  1. Ooohhh……imaconstitutionalist is being punny!! And no….def no countdown. Just immediate takeoff!

    Posted by RadioSilencer | November 20, 2012, 11:07 pm
  2. My question is: What’s at the root of the tree’s propulsion system?

    Posted by imaconstitutionalist | November 20, 2012, 2:08 am
  3. I loved all of this except for the getting shot down part. If a tree launched itself into outer space before my eyes, I think I would fall down on my knees laughing….it would be that hysterical.

    Posted by RadioSilencer | November 17, 2012, 11:42 pm

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