Last year, on my birthday, I made a sobering discovery. Not all of my Facebook ‘friends’ had bothered to wish me a happy birthday, despite the fact that such a gesture only takes 5 seconds to post and an average of an hour and 25 minutes to compose after just one week of preparation and … Continue reading
If you own a car that is also a Transformer, probably the most frustrating thing is when you’re driving and you’re just about to pull into work, when your car suddenly transforms and slowly walks you back home.
Recently at work I made a shocking and alarming discovery; most of the women in my office don’t know who He-Man is. As someone who grew up watching the cartoon and dreaming of one day himself becoming the ‘Most Powerful Man In The Universe,’ I was extremely confused by this. Was I getting old? Did these … Continue reading
Last week, you may recall, I showed you how by changing the photos that accompany news stories, you can make the headlines far more appealing. Well, since that post, I have been flooded with letters from journalism teachers, overjoyed with how much interest their students are now expressing in current events. They’ve asked that I do another installment. … Continue reading
Movie star Brad Pitt recently stopped by the store where I was standing in line early on Black Friday. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading
Over the weekend, I had the chance to catch the new James Bond film ‘Skyfall.’ While the movie promises to be a blockbuster, I found much of it confusing. Luckily, I was taking notes during the entire film: -It seems odd that James Bond is so out of touch with technology. When Bond locates a … Continue reading
If you’re a pilgrim woman, probably the most frustrating thing is when you’re out with a guy and he tries to get you to unbuckle his hat on the first date.
If there’s one reason why young people don’t keep up with current events, it’s because of boring news headlines accompanied by dull matching photographs. Over the weekend, I made an amazing discovery. If you alter the picture, the headline becomes much more enticing. Below are some examples linking to actual stories. John McCain To Hecklers: ‘Shut … Continue reading
It’s official. Hostess is shut down and Twinkies are disappearing fast from store shelves. In any situation like this, winners and losers are bound to emerge. Winners: The Parental Advisory Council: The company with the dirtiest sounding line of products is no longer in existence. Cowboys: Just lost their most embarrassing mascot, a giant sponge … Continue reading
If I were God, every now and again I would have trees blast off into outer space, but I would make it so only one person could see what was happening. Then when that person goes to tell everyone about it, no one believes him and he gets accused of illegal lumberjacking. Then, during his trial, just … Continue reading