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For The Ladies: Top 10 Actors Rejected For The Role Of Christian Grey

Hollywood is set to begin casting the upcoming film ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Based on a book popular with women (I haven’t read it, but I believe it’s some sort of Civil War drama), studios have had trouble finding a male actor to play the character Christian Grey. We managed to get our hands on a list of actors that the studio had considered, but decided not to cast.

– Tom Hanks

Jason Alexander

– Paul Giamatti

Hank Williams, Jr.

-Ray Romano

Dustin Diamond

-Danny DiVito

Jaleel White

-Chaz Bono

-Jack Black

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7 thoughts on “For The Ladies: Top 10 Actors Rejected For The Role Of Christian Grey

  1. Did you hear they cast John Travolta as “the fluffer” ?

    Posted by whyareyousoawesomeandisuck | October 8, 2012, 5:16 pm
  2. Okay, I haven’t read the book, but I know enough about it to know that Tom Hanks wins hands down as the least likely match to play Christian Grey… ever. Besides Mr. Rogers.

    Posted by becca3416 | September 25, 2012, 10:23 am
  3. They should use Tom Jones, cos with some minor tweaking, his hit song, 40 Shades of Green could make a killer theme song for the franchise.

    Posted by tranquilspace | September 25, 2012, 3:28 am

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