At first it was extremely annoying and distracting, but then I became interested in their legal mumbo-jumbo.
“So gentlemen,” I interrupted them, “what does all of this mean in layman’s terms?”
“Oh we’re just studying for our bar exam,” one of them replied and they carried on with their studying.
“So gentlemen,” I interrupted again, “if my dog bit my neighbor and drew blood, but the saliva of my dog cured my neighbor’s chicken pox, would he have a case to sue me?”
“We don’t know,” they replied, annoyed and went back to studying.
“So gentlemen,” I interrupted again, “let’s say this guy is walking down the street and he trips over the sidewalk in front of my house, would he have a case against me?”
“Yes,” another of them replied, “now if you don’t mind…”
“That’s wrong!” I cut him off, “there is no sidewalk in front of my house. That bar exam is going to eat you alive.”