If you’re ever captured by pirates and you’re forced to walk the plank, it’s probably incredibly frustrating for them if you act like you’re not scared. It’s probably even more frustrating if you quickly swim around and climb up the back of the ship and then when the captain returns to his quarters, there you are, sitting in his favorite chair – naked.
Tim, I heard you like to wear Anne Geddes t-shirts of pirate babies.
I’ve got your extra large right here
Would it add insult to injury to scream,”cannonball!” as they push you off?
Yes it would. That or saying ‘hey pal, I heard you like making people walk the plank…’
… well I got your stiff board right here. YEAH!
Words so wise from one so young. You clearly empathise deeply with their plight……..so much so that……nah. No, it’s another blogger I know who’s got a parrot. Isn’t it?
Or is it?