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The Frustrated Pirate

If you’re ever captured by pirates and you’re forced to walk the plank, it’s probably incredibly frustrating for them if you act like you’re not scared.  It’s probably even more frustrating if you quickly swim around and climb up the back of the ship and then when the captain returns to his quarters, there you are, sitting in his favorite chair – naked.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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8 thoughts on “The Frustrated Pirate

  1. Tim, I heard you like to wear Anne Geddes t-shirts of pirate babies.

    Posted by James Miller | September 14, 2012, 3:20 pm
  2. Would it add insult to injury to scream,”cannonball!” as they push you off?

    Posted by becca3416 | September 14, 2012, 12:28 pm
  3. Words so wise from one so young. You clearly empathise deeply with their plight……..so much so that……nah. No, it’s another blogger I know who’s got a parrot. Isn’t it?

    Posted by tranquilspace | September 14, 2012, 1:57 am

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