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An Awkwardly, Humbling Experience……..But Really Just Awkward

I cried when I had no shoes.  Then I met a man who had no feet and I was just kind of straight-faced.  He gave me a pair of shoes that didn’t fit me.  Apparently he once had really small feet.

For a man that is.

Not like freakishly small……..Maybe like an 8, or something.

We both just kind of stood there very awkwardly, me starting to cry again.

I then met a man with no tear ducts and I wasn’t sure what the heck I was supposed to do.

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