Another year has come to a close. It’s times like this that I take a look around and wonder, “Where the hell am I”?
If there is one thing I would like to see more of in this coming year it’s supernatural things. Where are the vampires, the ghosts, the Ewoks? You hear about these things but you really don’t see them often enough. The last time I saw something I believed to be other-wordly, it turned out to be a poorly placed fire hydrant (In my opinion anyways. The city stopped listening to my complaints).
But that is the least of my concerns. We should be looking forward with positive eyes. Eyes that hopefully will be able to shoot ion laser beams, or Eye-on beams (patent pending), if you will. I would like to have that advantage next time I am stuck in traffic, or an elevator, or a padded room.
Also, if someone would invent a money making machine, I would gladly pay up to, and including, $150 for said machine. What are you going to do with it, anyways? You can’t even operate that new Ipod I sent you in the mail. What? You didn’t get it? Sucks to be you.