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The Ballad Of Little Johnny Mitchell

Little Johnny Mitchell was a small boy in a big town.  All he ever wanted was to reach the top of the refrigerator without his little sister lifting him up.

At school, all the kids would pick on him and call him names like half-pint, smalley and Johnny.  The football team would push him around in the halls and lock him in his locker. This made Johnny very sad.  He would say to himself, “One of these days I’m going to be somebody”.

I don’t know whatever happened to Little Johnny Mitchell, but I bet he is still a big baby.

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