Nothin’ Quite Like Hot Bread

Posted by James Miller ⋅ August 9, 2012 ⋅ 5 Comments

Filed Under army of awesome people, bread, comedy, Humor, life, restaurant, satire

Cheers to hot bread darling.

So I visited a restaurant this weekend called Nothin’ Quite Like Hot Bread.

My wife and I were seated, ordered drinks and reviewed the menu.

As we were deciding what to have from the menu, the server dropped off a basket of bread for us to enjoy.

Mmmm…. Nothin’ quite like hot bread indeed I thought as I went to open the basket.

However, the bread I grabbed was not hot at all. In fact, it was more like room temperature and had the consistency of flour.

I asked the server why the bread was flour and why it wasn’t hot; and was informed that they don’t bake any bread at all.

I then asked why is the name of the restaurant called Nothin’ Quite Like Hot Bread. Apparently they want their customers to really appreciate what hot bread is since they can’t order it at this restaurant.

Very odd.

So, my wife and I left and had dinner at our favorite restaurant, Nothin’ Quite Like Room Temperature Flour. They have the best hot bread in town.

Yum!

By James Miller

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James Miller is author of Basie & Paisley Children's Books, including "A Spider Lives In My Belly Button," "A Monstrous Smile," and "A Moose In The Basement."

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5 thoughts on “Nothin’ Quite Like Hot Bread”

hahah That is too funny. Sounds like quite the unexpected odd experience!

Posted by Brianna's Happy Life | August 9, 2012, 9:10 am

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- The other odd part of visiting that restaurant was when they gave us a bread machine to use the flour in the basket to make bread at home.
  
  Posted by James Miller | August 9, 2012, 9:16 am
  
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  - hahah What! That is simply outrageous and all too funny. I think they might want you to start making your own hot bread.
    
    Posted by Brianna's Happy Life | August 9, 2012, 11:09 am
- I know, right! Then they had the audacity to ask me to bring the bread back to the restaurant to enjoy with my meal. What!?
  
  Posted by James Miller | August 9, 2012, 1:05 pm
  
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  - Well of course! What else would expect?!
    And you know what that means, don’t you? The name of the restaurant literally implies there is nothing quite like hot bread because there is no hot bread unless you make it yourself.
    
    Posted by Brianna's Happy Life | August 9, 2012, 1:23 pm