Butchering My Last Name

One thing I’m sick of is people butchering my last name.

A couple of days ago, I was buying tires and the guy behind the counter asked for my last name.

I decided to spell it for him.

“K-O-C-H-E-N-D-E-R-F-E-R”

“Is that German?” he asked.

“No, it’s Kochenderfer”

Idiot.