As I was walking down the street today, I came upon a farmer on the side of the road selling peaches from a stand.
“Sell any peaches today?” I asked,
“Not a one,” he sighed, depressed.
“You’re in a college town,” I replied. “Let me show you how to move peaches.”
I picked up a peach and whipped it at a passer-by. Soon, after about ten minutes, everybody was whipping the fruit at one another and after a while, the farmer’s stand was completely cleared of peaches. Nobody bought any, though.
Brian Croitori
Jason Gooley
Lindsay Tacia
List of X
Randy Shy
James Miller
Stickwick Stapers
Todd Daggett
You should have suggested he cut them up and soaked them in Everclear. There would have been a stampede and money. So much money.
Posted by becca3416 | July 25, 2012, 1:13 pmThat was my plan A, but Everclear is illegal in Michigan
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | July 25, 2012, 7:13 pmI have learned there are MANY things that are illegal outside the state of Louisiana. I could get in to some serious trouble.
Posted by becca3416 | July 25, 2012, 7:16 pmhahaha 😀
Posted by itssrijana | July 25, 2012, 2:49 am