As I was walking down the street today, I came upon a farmer on the side of the road selling peaches from a stand.
“Sell any peaches today?” I asked,
“Not a one,” he sighed, depressed.
“You’re in a college town,” I replied. “Let me show you how to move peaches.”
I picked up a peach and whipped it at a passer-by. Soon, after about ten minutes, everybody was whipping the fruit at one another and after a while, the farmer’s stand was completely cleared of peaches. Nobody bought any, though.
You should have suggested he cut them up and soaked them in Everclear. There would have been a stampede and money. So much money.
That was my plan A, but Everclear is illegal in Michigan
I have learned there are MANY things that are illegal outside the state of Louisiana. I could get in to some serious trouble.
hahaha 😀