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The Old Peach Salesman

As I was walking down the street today, I came upon a farmer on the side of the road selling peaches from a stand.

“Sell any peaches today?” I asked,

“Not a one,” he sighed, depressed.

“You’re in a college town,” I replied. “Let me show you how to move peaches.”

I picked up a peach and whipped it at a passer-by. Soon, after about ten minutes, everybody was whipping the fruit at one another and after a while, the farmer’s stand was completely cleared of peaches.  Nobody bought any, though.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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4 thoughts on “The Old Peach Salesman

  1. You should have suggested he cut them up and soaked them in Everclear. There would have been a stampede and money. So much money.

    Posted by becca3416 | July 25, 2012, 1:13 pm
  2. hahaha 😀

    Posted by itssrijana | July 25, 2012, 2:49 am

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