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oosevelt Is Now Fun Size

As you might have guessed, I have again modified my robot, oosevelt.  I felt that it was necessary to knock him down a couple of pegs.  Not only is he now a much more manageable size, but I have given him a little bit of a frown and made his eyebrows kind of slanty so it looks like he is worried all the time.

He is now just under 2 feet tall and is constantly asking in a soft voice for something called an “oil can”.  I don’t think they make those anymore.

It just goes to show you that humans are not only smarter, but also taller than robots.  And our heads are MUCH rounder.

If you see him on the street, don’t make direct eye contact with him.  For he is shamed.

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Thank you for your interest in me. Where do I start? Well, I guess I'm made up of about the average amount of cells. Let's see...2 arms, 2 legs...Yeah that sounds like me.

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