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Troy And oosevelt, Sitting In A Baum

Ah yes, the winds of change.  They are stinky.

Take, for instance, the fact that I think Troy and oosevelt are plotting against me.  There is a good possibility that they may be the same person/robot.

If I were to put them side by side, the comparisons are astounding.  oosevelt’s shaped like a refrigerator with a transparent head that shows off his head of lettuce for a brain.  The same can be said of Troy.

A friend of mine said that he saw oosevelt out in my front yard throwing out seig heils everytime a potential buyer approached my house.  It appears that my friend wasn’t being funny.  oosevelt has indeed been perforning said salute.  Here is video evidence to prove it.  Please click here to view the link.  Huh…..what do you think?……I told you so.

Anyways, I have seen our buddy Troy practicing the same maneuvers in his basement.  Please don’t ask me how I know this.  I am a trained professional.

So if any of you see either idiot walking around town, please contact the authorities.  In this case I am the authorities.  Again, don’t ask any questions and just shut up for a second, would ya?  Geez!

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Thank you for your interest in me. Where do I start? Well, I guess I'm made up of about the average amount of cells. Let's see...2 arms, 2 legs...Yeah that sounds like me.

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