Well I voted and it looks like I scored about 80%. I’ll take a B. Maybe with a grade like that they might think about putting me on the ballot next time. Or perhaps making me a proposal.
Speaking of proposals, I found that prop. 6 seemed a little out of place. Why would I be concerned about what a monkey does while swimming in 3 feet of spaghetti wearing nothing but a neckerchief? I believe that that is the monkey’s business.
Speaking of monkey business, was anyone else confused by the way they had the polling stations set up. “What district am I in?” “”Who am I supposed to give this to?” “Why is there a midget crawling around back there?” “Why do my pants keep catching on fire?”.
Speaking of flammable pantaloons, yours are on fire. Don’t try and put them out with water, though. For some reason it is an electrical fire. I think it might be because you are some sort of robot that has come from the past, oddly enough, to destroy the human race. From the part of the past that had pantaloons in it.
I don’t think you are allowed to vote.
P.S. Does anyone know if I was allowed to pee in that voting booth? I hope so….