2. Adding the words “for clowns” after the name of any product greatly reduces your ability to market that product.
3. Adding ‘potamus’ to the end of any person’s name generally decreases that person’s credibility
4. When somebody complains that you’ve done a ‘half-ass job,’ what they wanted you to do was an ass job
5. The name Oliver is Spanish for Olives
6. The first draft of Washington Irvings ‘The Legend of Sleep Hallow’ featured a Pantsless Horseman
7. The original ‘Fight or Flight’ theory included a third option and that was to act like you’re lost. It originally was ‘Fight, Flight or Act Like You’re Lost.’