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7 Little Known Facts

1. When the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile peels out it, smells like burnt hot dogs

2. Adding the words “for clowns” after the name of any product greatly reduces your ability to market that product.

3. Adding ‘potamus’ to the end of any person’s name generally decreases that person’s credibility

4. When somebody complains that you’ve done a ‘half-ass job,’ what they wanted you to do was an ass job

5. The name Oliver is Spanish for Olives

6. The first draft of Washington Irvings ‘The Legend of Sleep Hallow’ featured a Pantsless Horseman

7. The original ‘Fight or Flight’ theory included a third option and that was to act like you’re lost.  It originally was ‘Fight, Flight or Act Like You’re Lost.’

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About Tim Kochenderfer

Tim Kochenderfer is a published and internationally produced playwright and humor writer, as well as a ten time Emmy award winning TV producer. His 22 plays have been performed in every state and in almost 20 countries. For more of his work: http://www.playscripts.com/author.php3?authorid=82 http://www.brookpub.com/default.aspx?pg=ab&afn=Tim&aln=Kochenderfer http://www.cracked.com/members/tim-kochenderfer_contributor Contact: timkochenderfer@yahoo.com

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2 thoughts on “7 Little Known Facts

  1. I don’t care about the credibility issue, Beccapotamus is an envious name.

    Posted by becca3416 | June 28, 2012, 1:41 pm

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