1. When the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile peels out it, smells like burnt hot dogs
2. Adding the words “for clowns” after the name of any product greatly reduces your ability to market that product.
3. Adding ‘potamus’ to the end of any person’s name generally decreases that person’s credibility
4. When somebody complains that you’ve done a ‘half-ass job,’ what they wanted you to do was an ass job
5. The name Oliver is Spanish for Olives
6. The first draft of Washington Irvings ‘The Legend of Sleep Hallow’ featured a Pantsless Horseman
7. The original ‘Fight or Flight’ theory included a third option and that was to act like you’re lost. It originally was ‘Fight, Flight or Act Like You’re Lost.’
I don’t care about the credibility issue, Beccapotamus is an envious name.
Beccapotamus is the ONLY exception