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I was cleaning out my basement and you’ll never believe what I found.  37 cents, that’s what!  I knew you wouldn’t believe me, as I stated above.

So what’s the deal with this whole “myspace” thing.  I hear it’s pretty popular with the kids.  How do I get on it?  It all seems a little extreme.  I remember the days when all you had to do was pick up a device called a “telephone” to talk to your friends.  Too bad they don’t have those anymore.

I thought that it was finally time to graft legs on to my robot.  But, due to the recent issues that we have been

Now picture this, inverted, and on the bottom of a refrigerator that is walking around. No, not like that! You’re doing it wrong.

having, I decided to give him legs that were made out of handheld tv antennas.

Now I would think that even the lightest refrigerator would not be able to take more than 7 steps with legs like those.  My robot is made from a really heavy refrigerator and he seems to be able to get around with out any problem.  Now I have to deal with that incessant ‘tick, tick” noise that he makes.  He’s actually pacing back and forth behind me as I am writing this.  I think he can read what I’m writing…….Yep, he can.

Why did I make a robot that I am constantly complaining about, you ask?  I will ask the questions, thank you very much.  If you have a question for me, please ask it in the appropriate space provided below this entry.  Do not waste the body of my blog space with your queries.

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About Jason Gooley

Thank you for your interest in me. Where do I start? Well, I guess I'm made up of about the average amount of cells. Let's see...2 arms, 2 legs...Yeah that sounds like me.

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