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Help Me, Help You Avoid Another Catastrophe

I have made a few modifications on my robot, oosevelt.  I fear that I have made him far to big and far to menacing.  With the problems that the two of us have been having, I don’t know if it was a good idea to give
him a giant eye that also acts as a laser that can cut through solid steal

The important thing is that I don’t let him think that I am afraid of him, because I’m not.  I mean that would be like Dr. Frankenstein being afraid of his monster, or Dr. Shelby M.D. being afraid of his patients, or me being afraid of Dr. Shelby M.D..

If I can just find a way to neutralize that laser I should be alright.  It is important to remember that I am made of flesh and bone, the strongest materials known to man, and he is only made of metal and claws and science.  Oh….

whoops…..

I’ve made a huge mistake.

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About Jason Gooley

Thank you for your interest in me. Where do I start? Well, I guess I'm made up of about the average amount of cells. Let's see...2 arms, 2 legs...Yeah that sounds like me.

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