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Weekend Reflections: Free Trips To Heaven

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On the way home today, I passed by a church with a sign outside that read “Free Trips To Heaven, Details Inside.”

Curious, I pulled into the parking lot and walked in.

“What about these free trips to Heaven?” I asked the pastor.

“Yeah,” The pastor replied, pulled out a gun and shot me.

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