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Inventions That Need Inventing

If I only invent one invention in my life time, let us hope that it is a machine that produces inventions.  You just push a button, followed by a lever pull, which I am sure must produce some sort of ‘booping’ and ‘beeping’ sounds and then “blato!”, you have yourself a brand new invention. This new … Continue reading

Is This The First Step In A Robotic Uprising?

I think it is completely unfair when someone gets mad at a computer and then takes it out on the monitor.  A monitor, as we all know, is just a patsy.  It is manipulated by the computer like a puppet and we just sit back and laugh. “Oh just look at how funny it is … Continue reading

The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined The Twilight Series

A few years back, I dated a woman who was a huge fan of the Twilight series, for some reason. She had brought a copy of the movie over to my house to watch, despite the fact that I had repeatedly voiced concerns that it would give me nightmares and I wouldn’t be able to … Continue reading

Weekend Reflections By Jason Gooley

The Awesome Week In Review – 5/12

Tom Brady is facing heavy criticism for his new hair style. Fashion experts say they haven’t seen a haircut that bad since Mitt Romney was in high school. Mitt Romney, of course, under fire for allegations that he bullied a kid at his boarding school, cutting off his hair while a group of boys held … Continue reading

Diary Of A Mad Ex-President

Dear Diary, First, I wanna clear somethin’ up.  I’m gonna call you ‘Di’ from now on.  That’s gonna save a lot of people a lot of time.  It’s gonna save me time writin’ and it’s gonna save our readers time because they won’t have to be readin’ extra letters and tryin’ to anticipate what the … Continue reading

Darth Brother From Another Mother?

Around the globe, Star Wars fans consider George Lucas to be a genius. I’m certainly not exempt from agreeing with my statement as well. Still a Star Wars nerd to this day and proud to proclaim it from the top of the Ewok village. Well, even a genius has struggles from time-to-time. Knowing that I’m … Continue reading

My Plans for When I’m a Ghost

As someone who is interested in the idea of the supernatural, I wonder why ghosts spend so much time simply scaring people.  And often, this is done in seemingly lazy ways (i.e. walking around loudly in the attic, opening cupboard doors, moving curtains, etc.). Some ghosts may not let you know they are around at all.  Why do they waste time and opportunities … Continue reading

A Giant June Bug Wants Me Dead

I had one of the strangest experiences last night.  I woke up and I found lying next to me, not my wife, but a giant June bug. At first I started panicking and hyperventilating.  I noticed that this made the June bug start to stir in his sleep. It fluttered its wings ever so gently … Continue reading

8 Signs The Moon Is Super

Over the weekend, a so-called ‘Super Moon’ lit up the night skies around the world. If you’re like me, you’ve been unable to sleep, due to the blinding moon beams blazing through your window. However, a lot of people didn’t notice any difference between the ‘Super Moon’ and a regular moon. Here are 8 signs … Continue reading

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