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My Bottle Cap Collection

Is it just me or does it seem like while a majority of the Sesame Street characters are employed by Sesame Street Inc., Bert actually lives there on the set.

I’m not saying that Sesame Street is a real place and that is where he lives.  That would be ridiculous. I’m saying that Bert must be a tenant on the stage where Sesame Street is filmed.

Usually you will see Bert getting ready to take a shower, trying to get some sleep, or attempting to keep his bottle cap collection in good order.  And then here comes all of these other people trying to “put on a show”, if you will.  Especially that menacing Ernie.  When does that guy sleep?

See how mad he can get?

Anyways, if Bert can tolerate it, I guess I can too.  You know what they say:  “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you need to stop picking your nose in front of your friends.  It is starting to get out of hand.”

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6 thoughts on “My Bottle Cap Collection

  1. I couldn’t help myself , you have to watch this !!

    Posted by kelsgonebush | May 28, 2012, 9:56 pm
  2. Woah, that’s a lot of picking if it’s getting out of hand!

    Posted by MrTheKidd | May 25, 2012, 3:39 am

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