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8 Signs The Moon Is Super

Over the weekend, a so-called ‘Super Moon’ lit up the night skies around the world. If you’re like me, you’ve been unable to sleep, due to the blinding moon beams blazing through your window. However, a lot of people didn’t notice any difference between the ‘Super Moon’ and a regular moon. Here are 8 signs the moon is super.

8) It’s not wearing the thick, black framed glasses it normally wears

7) When you say ‘goodnight moon’ it answers back

6) You went dancing in the moonlight and you woke up with 2nd degree burns

5) When it ushers in the tide, it hands it a program and asks if it prefers the bride or groom’s side

4) It now has a grocery section

3) A cow tried to jump over it and it smacked the cow back to earth

2) It transforms people into werewolves and werewolves into Camaros

1) It’s so close you can’t open your car door

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5 thoughts on “8 Signs The Moon Is Super

  1. Do supermoons wear their underwear on the outside?

    Posted by MrTheKidd | May 8, 2012, 8:02 am
  2. i couldn’t sleep because of the unusual bright moon and now i know why its called super moon

    Posted by itssrijana | May 7, 2012, 5:13 am


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