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Film Review: 18 Confusing & Infuriating Moments In ‘Snow White & The Huntsman’

Last night I managed to get a sneak peek of the new film ‘Snow White & The Huntsman.’  While the film is visually spectacular and much darker than other ‘Snow White’ films, I found much of the plot confusing, unnecessary and even disturbing.  Luckily, I was keeping a journal as I was watching the film. … Continue reading

Spiders And Robots Living Together

Is it just me, or is everyone else constantly being swarmed by bugs?  For my regular readers, this isn’t really a new topic.  It seems that every time I try to enjoy the outdoors, I get sucker-punched by a bunch of gnats that have come together in the form of a giant boxing glove. You … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Visited The Coffee Shop

Movie star Brad Pitt recently stopped into the coffee shop I often visit, as I was enjoying a latte. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person twice, first, when he filmed a movie at my office and then again when he worked out at my gym, the experience was no big deal.  … Continue reading

Something To Think About

What if your cat called you up on the phone and needed to tell you something urgent but he only could speak English for a short time and he knows it but he has to explain who he is and why he can speak so that you understand and before he can tell you the news, his … Continue reading

My Bottle Cap Collection

Is it just me or does it seem like while a majority of the Sesame Street characters are employed by Sesame Street Inc., Bert actually lives there on the set. I’m not saying that Sesame Street is a real place and that is where he lives.  That would be ridiculous. I’m saying that Bert must be … Continue reading

Diary of a Mad Ex-President – Chapter 2: Idiots in other countries

Dear Diary, People treat you different when you’re not the president any more.  First of all, they stop askin’ you to sign bills into law.  Secondly, other countries stop takin’ your threats seriously.  And fourthly, people start lookin’ at you funny, and not ‘ha-ha’ funny.  Today a man walked past me in the hardware store … Continue reading

Lessons In Office Etiquette Learned The Hard Way – Mostly True Stories From 2007 Office Boy

The other day, a coworker told me that he was about to “drop some knowledge” on me. Never being a fan of having things dropped on me, I got the Hell out of there and fast. The next time I saw my “knowledge dropping” co-worker, he asked why I had run away from him, so … Continue reading

In The Path Of A Hurricane

I remember the first time I found myself in the path of a hurricane. It was super awkward. The hurricane was coming at me head on.  When I tried to pass it on the left, it moved to the left at the same time to avoid me, putting us back on a collision course. We … Continue reading

Disaster at the Diner

I was lost in the Big City, okay.  I’m not proud of it but I feel I need to be honest. My travels brought me to a quaint little diner on the corner of First and First.  I am not generally accustomed to what goes on in a diner and it was apparent right from … Continue reading

Sucker I removed from Armageddon is growing

Dear Tim, I am a great admirer of your posts. But imagine the torrent of emotion I experienced when a notification with the title: ‘Sucker I removed from Armageddon is growing’ appeared in my mail box and it turned out NOT to be one of yours. Apart from the natural disappointment I felt, having had … Continue reading

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