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Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy

It also helps if you have some newspaper handy for some added static. Drunk bosses fall for that one every time.

If your boss is drunk by lunch and invites himself on vacation with you to your buddy’s cabin and insists on going no matter what you say, here is some advice. Tell him he can go with you and that you will call him later with the address, but the cell phone service is spotty at best up there. When you call your drunk boss with the address, as promised, start the call as you normally would but just as you start giving the address… s art o use you rb est cutti gou voi. Then hang up. Problem solved. He will be too drunk to realize, this is the oldest trick in the book that was written after cell phones were invented.

Upon return to work, you can be all like “Oh man!! You would have had a great time!!” and “Dude, I wish you could have made it! WHAT?!! I totally thought you caught the address before my phone cut out. Next time drunk boss! Next time for sure! Wait what’s that? Oh, I would rub lotion on your back but Brian said he really came to like it while I was on vacation so…”
Lessons In Landscaping – Lotion Boy

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About Todd Daggett

Todd Daggett is a fool. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool as well. That or they are really smart but a very good liar. Either way you should probably take some time to get to know them to be sure and then punch them in the throat for calling Todd Daggett a fool. Nobody does that and gets away with it.


6 thoughts on “Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy

  1. THIS IS TOTALLY RELEVANT TO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. Except my boss is also my mom (nepotism much?), and she calls me to ask if she can join my solitary knitting party even though she knows I knit alone. I’m going to try your tactics.

    Posted by EzraWontShutUp | April 19, 2012, 11:43 pm
    • Thankfully, I waited to brush my teeth until after I read this comment. I think what you have there is a very solid foundation for a great blues song!

      Posted by Todd Daggett | April 20, 2012, 7:01 pm
  2. Its worked for me !! ;D

    Posted by kelsgonebush | April 19, 2012, 6:17 am
  3. I really doubt anyone would fall for that, but I guess it’s worth a try 🙂

    Posted by stern786 | April 19, 2012, 1:56 am

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