Bridge Over Troybled Water. See What I Did There? Well, Hopefully You Will After You Read This

Posted by Jason Gooley ⋅ April 10, 2012 ⋅ 7 Comments

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In the continuing battle between my nemesis Troy and I, I have decided to construct a fairly good-sized moat around my property.

If Troy wants to build a fence, that’s fine. But what he won’t be expecting can’t hurt him. And what I mean by “can’t” is “can”. My moat will have the biggest dragon he has ever seen. He tried to tell me about some stupid dragon he saw while hunting that was the size of a bus. I think what Troy means by “hunting” is “going to see Harry Potter”

The next time Troy decides to try and sneak over the fence into my yard, he is going to be in for a big surprise, and I don’t mean the dragon either. I have also raised my side of the yard by six inches, so if he does foil the moat, he still has to deal with the high altitude air pressure. I can just see him now, all “I feel a little queasy and lethargic” and junk. “I’d better go lie down.”

Yeah, you go and do that, Troy.

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7 thoughts on “Bridge Over Troybled Water. See What I Did There? Well, Hopefully You Will After You Read This”

Just a suggestion – Also feed your dragon beans. 🙂

Posted by dahni | April 10, 2012, 1:36 am

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- Lathargic?? Seriously? it’s “lethargic”… 😛
  
  Otherwise, plain hilarious! That Troy doesn’t stand a chance !!
  
  Posted by Meghna Yadav | April 10, 2012, 8:35 am
  
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  - He was using the feminine form of lethargic as a salute to our female brothers out there.
    
    Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 10, 2012, 1:12 pm
  - Ha!! The feminine form; awesome!…we all make typos, you know. We don’t all point them out 🙂
    
    Posted by RadioSilencer | April 11, 2012, 9:51 am
  - I think Troy may have had something to do with the spelling. He is very feminine.
    
    Posted by Jason Gooley | April 12, 2012, 11:19 am
  - I thought so.. DOWN WITH TROY!!! Haha ! 😛
    
    Posted by Meghna Yadav | April 13, 2012, 7:09 am
- I will pass it along.
  
  Posted by Jason Gooley | April 12, 2012, 11:20 am
  
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