In the continuing battle between my nemesis Troy and I, I have decided to construct a fairly good-sized moat around my property.
If Troy wants to build a fence, that’s fine. But what he won’t be expecting can’t hurt him. And what I mean by “can’t” is “can”. My moat will have the biggest dragon he has ever seen. He tried to tell me about some stupid dragon he saw while hunting that was the size of a bus. I think what Troy means by “hunting” is “going to see Harry Potter”
The next time Troy decides to try and sneak over the fence into my yard, he is going to be in for a big surprise, and I don’t mean the dragon either. I have also raised my side of the yard by six inches, so if he does foil the moat, he still has to deal with the high altitude air pressure. I can just see him now, all “I feel a little queasy and lethargic” and junk. “I’d better go lie down.”
Yeah, you go and do that, Troy.
Just a suggestion – Also feed your dragon beans. 🙂
Lathargic?? Seriously? it’s “lethargic”… 😛
Otherwise, plain hilarious! That Troy doesn’t stand a chance !!
He was using the feminine form of lethargic as a salute to our female brothers out there.
Ha!! The feminine form; awesome!…we all make typos, you know. We don’t all point them out 🙂
I think Troy may have had something to do with the spelling. He is very feminine.
I thought so.. DOWN WITH TROY!!! Haha ! 😛
I will pass it along.