If you’re like many superheroes, you spend your time contemplating ways to foil criminal masterminds, but have you ever stopped to think ‘am I doing a good job?’ The public, for the sake of manners, will often act like they’re awed by a superhero, but then will make fun of that superhero behind his or her back. Here are 9 ways to tell for sure if you’re a crappy superhero:
- Picture from the film Super Grover Vs. Predator
-Everyone thinks the “S” on your chest stands for “sucks”
-Instead of boots and a cape, your uniform consists of tap shoes and a long dickey
-What you call your superhero vehicle, most people would call the city bus
-Your hideout is at the top of a McDonalds Play Place
-Your sidekick is a seahorse
-You refuse to stay out past your bed time
-Your archenemy is your own bladder
-You have an acute fear of criminals, the dark, costumes, fighting and surprising people
-Your one superhero power: The ability to beat any deal on a mattress
-Instead of “Up, Up & Away!” your catch phrase is the far less memorable “I’m about to leave!”
Dickey concealed under sweater. Photo also from "Super Grover Vs. Predator"
Brian Croitori
Jason Gooley
Lindsay Tacia
List of X
Randy Shy
James Miller
Stickwick Stapers
Todd Daggett
Errr….*dickey*. Like the author. Not like the clothing brand. But like the piece of clothing its referring to. Sorry.
Posted by radiosilencer | April 6, 2012, 11:00 amGrover, dickie, bladder as arch enemy…..hysterical.
Posted by radiosilencer | April 6, 2012, 10:57 amThanks and thanks for reading
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 6, 2012, 4:52 pmYou forgot “You’re dead.”
Posted by therivercharley | April 4, 2012, 10:40 pmOr did I? Wait, crap, yes I did, sorry
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 5, 2012, 1:18 amAPOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.
Posted by therivercharley | April 5, 2012, 11:16 amapology retracted
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 5, 2012, 2:38 pmapology retracted!!
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 5, 2012, 2:38 pmA seahorse? I’m sorry but that does not fall under the crappy superhero listing! those things are vicious! …..if you are plankton.
Posted by EzraWontShutUp | April 4, 2012, 4:52 pmtouche
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 4, 2012, 10:17 pmReblogged this on saaaam29 and commented:
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Posted by saaaam29 | April 4, 2012, 7:27 amThanks for the reblog!
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 4, 2012, 10:17 pmSo that’s where I’m going wrong….
Posted by minlit | April 4, 2012, 2:50 amglad to help!
Posted by Tim Kochenderfer | April 4, 2012, 10:19 pm