If you’re like many superheroes, you spend your time contemplating ways to foil criminal masterminds, but have you ever stopped to think ‘am I doing a good job?’ The public, for the sake of manners, will often act like they’re awed by a superhero, but then will make fun of that superhero behind his or her back. Here are 9 ways to tell for sure if you’re a crappy superhero:
-Everyone thinks the “S” on your chest stands for “sucks”
-Instead of boots and a cape, your uniform consists of tap shoes and a long dickey
-What you call your superhero vehicle, most people would call the city bus
-Your hideout is at the top of a McDonalds Play Place
-Your sidekick is a seahorse
-You refuse to stay out past your bed time
-Your archenemy is your own bladder
-You have an acute fear of criminals, the dark, costumes, fighting and surprising people
-Your one superhero power: The ability to beat any deal on a mattress
-Instead of “Up, Up & Away!” your catch phrase is the far less memorable “I’m about to leave!”
Awessome blog you have here
Errr….*dickey*. Like the author. Not like the clothing brand. But like the piece of clothing its referring to. Sorry.
Grover, dickie, bladder as arch enemy…..hysterical.
Thanks and thanks for reading
You forgot “You’re dead.”
Or did I? Wait, crap, yes I did, sorry
APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.
apology retracted
apology retracted!!
A seahorse? I’m sorry but that does not fall under the crappy superhero listing! those things are vicious! …..if you are plankton.
touche
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Thanks for the reblog!
So that’s where I’m going wrong….
glad to help!