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Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy

If your boss is drunk by lunch and demands to have sunscreen rubbed on his drunken back, don’t laugh at the poor sap that get’s stuck doing it and call him “Lotion Boy”. One day “Lotion Boy” is going to quit and someone will have to take his place.

1995 Lotion Boy

About Todd Daggett

Todd Daggett is a fool. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool as well. That or they are really smart but a very good liar. Either way you should probably take some time to get to know them to be sure and then punch them in the throat for calling Todd Daggett a fool. Nobody does that and gets away with it.

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3 thoughts on “Lessons In Landscaping Learned The Hard Way – True Stories From 1995 Lawn Boy

  1. Ha! And ewww…..

    Posted by radiosilencer | April 6, 2012, 11:02 am
    • It’s all fun and games until someone is required to rub lotion on a strange drunk man’s back. It’s comperable to, if not worse than, losing an eye.

      Posted by Todd Daggett | April 6, 2012, 3:33 pm

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