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Click, whooooooooo…….

The phone conversation went something like this…

“You and Maddy had better hope nothing ever happens to me,” Sara said.

“Why, will something also happen to all the fast food restaurants?” I replied.

And she’s like, “Whatever, I’ll talk to you later.”

Then who was Phone?

And I’m like “Yeah, ‘whatever’ you!”

And she says “‘click,'”

And I go “Oh, I can’t believe you said that!”

And then she’s like “whoooooooooooooooooo”.

And I’m all “Ohhhh no you didn’t!!!”

And she’s still like “ooooooooooooooooo”

Then I shout “WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!”

And she shouts “BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP….The number you have dial…”

And I go “Why I never….” and I slam the phone down and hang up on her!

Nobody talks to me like that.  Nobody.

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